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LATEST FUNNY SMS,MESSAGES AND JOKS

LATEST  FUNNY SMS & MESSAGES & JOKS

New and latest sms,2016 messages,funny english sms latest funny sms funny sms hindi love sms funny sms in punjabi funny sms poetry love funny sms funny sms bangla funny sms in telugu given below.

New Funny SMS collection

KAMAL

Hum Ishq Me Bhi Kamal krty hen,,

“I Love You” Likh kar,
Send to all krty hen

FAYDY KI SABZI

Girl: Mujhe koi aisi Sabzi do Jiske 2 Fayade hon.
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Sabziwala: Ye lo Karela,
1)Pasand aye to Kha lena

Warna,,…
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2) Piece kar k Aankhon me laga lena

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA…………………

2 BATEIN

Biwi : Tum mujhe aesi 2 baaten batao.
Aik se main khush ho jaon
Aur aik se mujhe ghussa aa jaye.
Husband:
1 : Tum meri zindagi ho.

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2 : Aur laanat hai aesi zindagi pe

CHUTI

Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Punjabi boy ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..

Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
;>
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Punjabi boy:
Main ne ….. ooo.. … Chutti HOOOOOOO GIIIIIIIIII.

DONT MUTE

Dost cute bhalay na hon

Par

Mute nai honay chaye

UNIVERSITY

Aik student ne MBA ka form bharty hoe chukidar se pocha

Janab: Ye university kaise hai

Chukidar: Bohat ache hai, me ne be MBA ise university se kiy hai

BAT KHATAM

Larka: Suno

Larki: G bhai?

Larka: Bus sister bat khatm………………………….

HEART FAIL

A person’s Feels..
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I feel like a “Mini Heart Attack”
when I don’t find My Mobile in My Pocket..
&
I almost Feel like “Heart Fail”
when I See it In My Girlfriend’s Hand.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

WO AAYY

Wo Meri Zindgi me kuch is tarha Aai,

Wah wah

Wo Meri Zindgi me kuch is tarha Aai,

KESY?

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Jese Harey Bharey Khet me “Bhains” Ghus Aai or barbad kr diya…..

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