Funny Sms

1-Behind every successful man there is a WOMAN

If U Need More Success

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Increase the Number…

2-

True story:
1 baar mein metro mall se apna new iphone 5 leke aa raha tha ke tabhi…
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Achanak
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Meri neend khul gayi
So sad na..!!

3-

BOYS Are the most busy generation in the world.

On bike 1 hand on clutch
1 hand on accelerator.

1 leg on gear
1 leg on break.

1 ear on music
1 ear on mobile

1 eye on Road
1 eye on girl

Nose on breath,
Lips on cigrate

All tensions 1 Time

Phir b Log larko ko Farig
kehte Hain…
That’s Not fair…

4-  ‘FARAZ larki dekh k arz krta hai.

Teri smile me kya chamak hy

Larki smile kr k boli:
Bhaiya mere toothpaste me namak hy.’