Funny sms

1-Behind every successful man there is a WOMAN
If U Need More Success
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Increase the Number…
2-
True story:
1 baar mein metro mall se apna new iphone 5 leke aa raha tha ke tabhi…
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Achanak
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Meri neend khul gayi
So sad na..!!
3-
BOYS Are the most busy generation in the world.
On bike 1 hand on clutch
1 hand on accelerator.
1 leg on gear
1 leg on break.
1 ear on music
1 ear on mobile
1 eye on Road
1 eye on girl
Nose on breath,
Lips on cigrate
All tensions 1 Time
Phir b Log larko ko Farig
kehte Hain…
That’s Not fair…
4- ‘FARAZ larki dekh k arz krta hai.
Teri smile me kya chamak hy
Larki smile kr k boli:
Bhaiya mere toothpaste me namak hy.’