Latest Funny Sms, Messages And Jokes Collection

In a world that often takes itself too seriously, a good laugh is a welcome respite. Humor has the power to break barriers, forge connections, and bring a little light into our lives. SMS jokes have become the digital equivalent of a humorous handshake.

Funny Sms Collection

A good joke can transcend cultural and linguistic boundaries, making laughter one of the most inclusive languages we have. Our collection celebrates this diversity, with jokes that resonate with people from all walks of life.

1)Ap ki tareef me hm sirf itna hi keh skty hen
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Tusi tarif dy lik e ni
sun li tareef>>>>>>>

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2)Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas:):):):):)

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3)Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha
“Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai”
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Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke “mai tumhy lainy ayah on”
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Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta
hahahahahhahahaha

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4)Aik student ne MBA ka form bharty hoe chukidar se pocha

Janab: Ye university kaise hai

Chukidar: Bohat ache hai, me ne be MBA ise university se kiy hai
hahahahahahahaha

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5)Sab se dukhi break up china main hota hai

Har taraf usi ka chehra nazar aata hai
offffffffffffffffffff

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6)Pathan: Kal me Bathroom Gaya

to Andar JIN tha
wife: Phir Kiya Howa?
Pathan: Hona Kia tha
me JIN se bola
“TUM KARLO” Hmara to wese
hi Nikal gaya hy
G o Pathan

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7)Pathan rishtay k liyea tasveer khichwa raha tha
Background main gadha bhi aa gaya
Pathan nay tasveer kay saath yeh likh kar bheja k:

“Oye Hum aagay waala hay”:)

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9)A sardar went 2 Pizza Hut.There he ordered a Pizza.The waiter asked him:sir shell i cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces. Sardar replied:o 4 hi le aa yaar 8 to nahin khaye jayein gy.

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10)Sardar English K Paper Main Fail Ho Gaya,

He Did Translation :

1.Main Aam Admi Nahi Hon

I’m Not A Mango Man

2.Sarda Or Garma Fruit Hain.

Colda & Hota R Fruits

3.Mujhey Bhi English Ati Hay

English Comes 2 Me Also

4.do Ro Do Chaar.

Give And Give Four.

5.Mera Taluk Hari Pur Hazara Se Hay

I Belong 2 Green Pur Thousanda:)

Sardar To Doctor :

When I Sleep, Monkeys

Play Football In My Dreams.

Dr:No Problem,

Just Take This Medicine B4 Sleep.

Sardar : Kal Se Khaonga Aaj Final Match Hai.:)

We hope this collection brings a smile to your face and inspires you to keep the laughter going. Share these jokes with friends, family, or even strangers, and watch as the simple act of sharing humor brightens someone’s day. After all, in the currency of happiness, laughter is gold.

Fahad Munir

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