Mazahiya Funny Messages in Urdu topic Eid 2021

Mazahiya Funny messages in Urdu topic eid 2021

Funny Sms Messages

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Boy to Girl: Tum Ro Kaun Rai Ho ?
Girl : Mere Marks Bht Kam Aye Han 🙁
Boy: Kitne Aye Han?
Girl: Sirf 90%
Boy: BiBi Khuda ka Khauf Kro
Ennye Numbran Vich Te 3 Munddaye
Pass ho Jande Ne

 

Attending a wedding for the first time, a
the little girl whispered to her mother, “Why
is the bride dressed in white?” “Because
white is the color of happiness and today
is the happiest day of her life.” The child
thought about this for a moment then
said,
“So why the groom wearing black?”

Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..
Teacher: Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..??? ; ,
Pathan: Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti
Teacher shocked.

Itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta

Wife- i will die.

Husband- i will also die.

Wife- Why do you want 2 die?

husband- bcoz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta

 

Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai

Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai to

kuch aisa karo ki jis shaher, jis gali,

jis mod se guzro wahan ke

har ghar se awaaz aaye,

Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye!