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Funny sms collection 2013

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Funny sms collection 2013

A large funny text message collection, make fun of your friends, laugh and make them laugh.

Phool Bina Khushboo Bekaar Chand Bina Chandni Bekaar Pyar Bina Zindagi Bekaar Mere SMS Bina Aapka MOBILE Bekaar!

Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta

Khabardar Miss Call Sehat Ke Liye Muzir Hai Tabiat Ziada Kharab Ho To Call Kijiye Tamam Sms Waldain Ki Pohanch Se Door Rakhye Vizarat-E-Tum Hakoomat-E-Hum

 

Aey Eid Key Chand! Keyun karta hai tu ham ko pareshan

Tujhay dekhne ke liye baichain hain ham aur mufti Muneeb-ur-Rehman

Tujhay daikh nahi pate poray Pakistan key insan

Per Kahan say dohnd leta hai tujhay Peshawar ka Pathan,

1 choti bachi dukandar sy

 1 choti bachi dukandar sy: uncle jab main bari

ho jaon gai to ap muj say shadi karin gay?

Dukandar: Mazak sy han bachi to ap apni hony
wali wife ko choklate nai 2 gay

 

Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kiun ghus aaye ho

 

Maalik:  Tum bathroom mein kiun ghus
aaye ho, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein
naha raha hoon?
.Naukar: Janab ghalti ho gayi,
mein
samjha tha begum sahiba hain. OooPPSSS

 

Shadi par rukhsti k waqt Dulhan rone lagi

Shadi par rukhsti k waqt Dulhan rone lagi

Ose dekh kar dulha bhi Rone laga.

Admin Dulha se:
ode te Maa Piyu Chhut rae ne,

o te ais lai rondi ae,tu q ronda ain?

Dulha:Ene mere v chhurwa dene ne..

Husband aur wife hotel mein gaye tabhi 1 larki ne Hello kiya,

Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo,

Main pehle hi Pareshan hun ke woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

 

Ek Teacher Ne Ek Larke Se Pucha,

Agar Tumhare Paas Chaar Toffee hain! Un Mein Se Maine do le lee to tumhare pas kiti toffee bachengi?

Baccha bola:Chaar
Teacher:Wo kaise

Baccha bola:Main Thori Na BeWakoof hoon jo do toffee ap ko de dunga.

Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”

 

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